Okay so I'm really sad because the Easter bunny was kidnapped by leprechauns! And I love Easter because I always get candy. So I am on the quest to save him that way he gives candy to all the kids.
So my team is Evan, Cody, Destiny, and Konnar. So we begin and take a look at the scene where the bunny was taken.
We are looking around and we find a gold coin. Sounds legit. Then all of a sudden I hear a really loud pitched scream like a little girl. The group reports to the tree we made base and everyone was there except Konnar. He obviously had been taken. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
We all run around to the place we last saw him and we find a big hole in the ground like Alice and Wonderland. The four of us jump into the hole and its like a mine. Then I hear Konnars loud pitched squeel again. We follow the sound. It leads us to the evil man eating leprechauns! They have the Easter bunny and Konnar tied up and theres real golden eggs all over!!! I guess the Easter bunny can afford all that candy cause he poops gold eggs. So in the mine we find shovels and picks and we start killing the little stingy evil leprechauns. I cut a fews heads off and theres blood all over the place. By the time we are done we have killed a whole army. We take the rabbit and run because in the distance we can hear more coming. I find a grenade and grab it. We all jump out of the hole and I pull the clip and throw the grenade down. Then BOOM!!!!!!
Theres blood raining from the sky with gold chunk hail. A gory but awesome Easter. The Easter bunny was so happy that we saved him he gave us all 5 golden eggs and we were rich forever. We also made fun of Konnar for his little girl scream. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE END.
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