Week 31. Words from the Wise.

I have some advise for the new freshman and the upcoming sophomores. Even though I started out at a big high school with about 2,500 kids At a big school like that drama doesn't go around very quick and everyone doesn't know your business in a day. But I guess I have adjusted to the smaller school. Freshman! Don't argue with the teachers, don't get involved with drama, find a clique and sit with them every day during lunch or you will be a loser, bring food or you will get hungry even though we eat first, don't smart off to an upperclassman, DO YOUR HOMEWORK! It may be hard but high school is the most important 4 years of your life. And the best. Might as well have good grades while your at it or you will regret it later on in life. You already know what the school is like since your in it already so you wouldn't know what its like to be nervous about your first day of high school. I know I was because there was so many kids and the school was so big and it was easy to get lost. So if this is not the school you go to and you end up going to a bigger school or going to Metamora for classes its okay. It may seem scary at first but its really not. So just be chill and stay out of the drama and be nice to your teachers and do homework and youll be alright.
NEW SOPHOMORES! Yall can be very annoying. But if you made it through this year fine then you will be alright next year. Do your blogs for Miss. Hudson. Its easier to get them done that day then screwing around that way you don't have to worry about it the next week. And just because youre gonna be a sophomore doesn't mean you can turn into cocky little brats and have an attitude or treat the freshman like poop. Be good little kids or you will die. Have a good year!

Week 30. Well, Aren't You Lucky!

I think that I would take all my tests and finals at school early. Take them all in a day that way I would pass them all. And I would have good grades for this year. Then I would go take my drivers test and pass. Next I think I would go and play the lottery and win so I could pay all my dads and my grandmas bills off and then buy some land and build us a good big home. Then I think I would go fishing and catch the biggest fish there ever was. By the time I'm done with all this I would only have a little bit of my day left. Of course I would stay up the full 24 hours just to do as much as I can. finally I think I would make things right with the special person In my life. I would fix my mistakes and become a better person. I would get my act together and fix all the wrong I have done and make sure I never do it again. I think that this 24 hours of good luck would be the best thing in my life right now because I have made so many mistakes and had so much bad luck. And I've broken so many mirrors so I think good luck for a whole day would be the best thing ever.

Week 29. Despite All His Rage, He Is Still Just Nicolas Cage.

So honestly I wasn't even hesitant to help Cage find the treasure because he is awesome. So there is an old indian story that says there once was an indian chief who had a tribe. There was a group of bad cowboys who killed his whole tribe and left him. The rangers of Washburn felt so bad that they gave him lots of gold and money. But heartbroken about his dead tribe he buried all the gold and money in the lands of Washburn and no one ever found it. Nicolas found a map that was made by the indian chief that was supposed to help him remember where the gold and money was but he never went back for it. Since I knew the town well and have indian heritage I told him I would help him find it only if he gave me half the find. So on the map there was an old tree where the Legion now is. It was huge. That was the tree where the Chief lived in his TeePee. But the indian knew it would be a bad idea to bury the gold right where he lived just incase the bad cowboys ever came beca if they found out that he got all the gold and money. So it leads to an old hunting ground where the park is. There was a small valley leading to where the Caseys is. It says there is the rest of the clues buried in an old metal box. So Nicolas and I had to dig tunnels under the Caseys to find the box. We found the box and right when we were trying to come out of the tunnels the ground started to rumble. The Caseys was about to fall right on top of us. I handed the box to Nicolas and told him to get out fast. He snatched the box and ran away. HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP ME. And the next thing I knew was everything turning black. I thought I was dead but I saw the indian chief leading me to the light and I got out of the tunnel. And when I crawled out of the other end there was Nicolas trying to dig me out. So he wasn't greedy at all. I got out and together we opened the box. Inside was a key. And a note that said the treasure was where the heart of his tribe lies. So we went to the library and looked up where his tribe lived. And where the High School is built is where the tribe was. In the field across from the school there was always a beautiful rose bush that always grew. We dug under it and found the metal box. It was huge. Inside was lots of Gold and Money. And there was a locket with a picture of the chief and his family. There was also lots of arrow heads and bones and pictures. Nicolas thought that I went through the worst and gave the treasure to me. But instead of taking the treasure and getting rich I wore the locket and put the chest in my attic. That way the heart of the Indian chief and his family was in my home.
THE END.

Week 28. Dumb Laws

I don't think that I would consider this one my favorite. I think that it would be my least favorite. Its against the law to hang anything in your review mirror. I mean I understand that it can be a hazard sometimes but I would like to decorate my car. I just found another dumb law under Illinois and it says "One may not pee in his neighbors mouth." Okay. I wouldn't do this anyways but reading this made me laugh. Okay so apparently its against the law to hum on public streets on Sunday which is so dumb. Now I'm half tempted to find a cop on a street on Sunday and start humming as loud as I can. Okay this one is the dumbest law I have ever heard of. So In Bloomington Normal it is against the law to make faces at a dog. Okay some dogs may have feelings but what if a 3 year old is  making faces at a dog? You gonna arrest her? That's funny. I'm seriously half tempted to break all these laws.