Okay so one day I got into a really bad fight with my dad, my stepmom and my 8 year old stepsister. They were all being jerks and really P'D me off. So I found a bottle of laxatives and dumped like half the bottle in the gallon of milk. Of course i shook it up and didn't drink any of it. So I was laughing cause they all had the craps for like 3 days, but I felt bad because that weekend my dad took me out for lunch and apologized for what happened. So I felt bad but still it was funny at the same time. It taught me to never do that because revenge isn't always the thing you need to have. But I still don't like my stepmom sometimes so to this day I still think it was pretty funny. And this happened like a year ago so one day I told my dad about it and he laughed.
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Week 27. So Many Mistakes!
I don't know if this was a mistake for me but for my parents and my stepsister. You may think that I'm mean for this but you have to take a step in my shoes and see what happened to understand why I did it.
Friday, March 18, 2016
Week 26. Operation Save the Rabbit!
Okay so I'm really sad because the Easter bunny was kidnapped by leprechauns! And I love Easter because I always get candy. So I am on the quest to save him that way he gives candy to all the kids.
So my team is Evan, Cody, Destiny, and Konnar. So we begin and take a look at the scene where the bunny was taken.
We are looking around and we find a gold coin. Sounds legit. Then all of a sudden I hear a really loud pitched scream like a little girl. The group reports to the tree we made base and everyone was there except Konnar. He obviously had been taken. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
We all run around to the place we last saw him and we find a big hole in the ground like Alice and Wonderland. The four of us jump into the hole and its like a mine. Then I hear Konnars loud pitched squeel again. We follow the sound. It leads us to the evil man eating leprechauns! They have the Easter bunny and Konnar tied up and theres real golden eggs all over!!! I guess the Easter bunny can afford all that candy cause he poops gold eggs. So in the mine we find shovels and picks and we start killing the little stingy evil leprechauns. I cut a fews heads off and theres blood all over the place. By the time we are done we have killed a whole army. We take the rabbit and run because in the distance we can hear more coming. I find a grenade and grab it. We all jump out of the hole and I pull the clip and throw the grenade down. Then BOOM!!!!!!
Theres blood raining from the sky with gold chunk hail. A gory but awesome Easter. The Easter bunny was so happy that we saved him he gave us all 5 golden eggs and we were rich forever. We also made fun of Konnar for his little girl scream. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE END.
So my team is Evan, Cody, Destiny, and Konnar. So we begin and take a look at the scene where the bunny was taken.
We are looking around and we find a gold coin. Sounds legit. Then all of a sudden I hear a really loud pitched scream like a little girl. The group reports to the tree we made base and everyone was there except Konnar. He obviously had been taken. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
We all run around to the place we last saw him and we find a big hole in the ground like Alice and Wonderland. The four of us jump into the hole and its like a mine. Then I hear Konnars loud pitched squeel again. We follow the sound. It leads us to the evil man eating leprechauns! They have the Easter bunny and Konnar tied up and theres real golden eggs all over!!! I guess the Easter bunny can afford all that candy cause he poops gold eggs. So in the mine we find shovels and picks and we start killing the little stingy evil leprechauns. I cut a fews heads off and theres blood all over the place. By the time we are done we have killed a whole army. We take the rabbit and run because in the distance we can hear more coming. I find a grenade and grab it. We all jump out of the hole and I pull the clip and throw the grenade down. Then BOOM!!!!!!
Theres blood raining from the sky with gold chunk hail. A gory but awesome Easter. The Easter bunny was so happy that we saved him he gave us all 5 golden eggs and we were rich forever. We also made fun of Konnar for his little girl scream. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE END.
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Week 25. Salsa Shark
Okay so there was very few times that I would ever play with my food but I don't think my parents ever cared. Cause It was never at dinner that I played with it if I liked the food. But I remember one time when I lived in Missouri my dads girlfriend made this really nasty box hamburger helper with ketchup and ranch in it because she was weird and I didn't like it so I hid it in a cup cause it was really gross then she thought I ate it all but then she found all the food hidden in the cup and she started yelling at me and I was grounded to my room haha.
Usually the only time I play with my food is if its candy. Or like pie. If I have pie and my grandma puts whooped cream on top Ill take a butter knife and full cover it like I was covering a cake. Then I cut the piece of pie in perfect slices so it looks like a master chef just made it. Or if I have fruit by the foot Ill take it all off the paper and I'll just let it dangle from my mouth and slowly eat it. I don't really play with my food, I just eat it. But there are times where I play with my food. Like one time when I was younger my grandma made this bomb breakfast and it was fried potatoes, scrambled eggs, sausage patties and bacon. And I tore everything apart and mixed it all together and it was like a mash up but it was so good. So yeah sometimes I play with my food but you have to admit that sometimes it can be really fun.
Usually the only time I play with my food is if its candy. Or like pie. If I have pie and my grandma puts whooped cream on top Ill take a butter knife and full cover it like I was covering a cake. Then I cut the piece of pie in perfect slices so it looks like a master chef just made it. Or if I have fruit by the foot Ill take it all off the paper and I'll just let it dangle from my mouth and slowly eat it. I don't really play with my food, I just eat it. But there are times where I play with my food. Like one time when I was younger my grandma made this bomb breakfast and it was fried potatoes, scrambled eggs, sausage patties and bacon. And I tore everything apart and mixed it all together and it was like a mash up but it was so good. So yeah sometimes I play with my food but you have to admit that sometimes it can be really fun.
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