Friday, February 5, 2016
Week 21. That's the Power of Love
So I guess Cupid is a no life and needs a girlfriend. So I told him that I would take over his job this year so that he could go find one. He gave me the power of his bows and arrows to help set people together. I think that first I would use it on myself and shoot Dave Franco in the butt and then shoot myself in the butt because hes flippen hawt. Then I would go find my dad a really pretty nurse so he will leave my troll looking stepmom who wont work and be with someone who can always take care of him and wont rely on him. Then I would set my brother up with a girl named Bethany because he has liked her since he was like 12. I think I would then set up ugly guys with beautiful girls and good looking guys with ugly girls to show people that everything isn't about looks. So that more people can fall in love. But I don't know if I would really like this job because if more people fall in love that means more people will have babies and this world is getting over populated enough. So after I hook myself up with Dave Franco I think I'll be doing perty good. Then cupid could have his dumb arrows back.
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haha babies are great. i dont know who dave franco is though. and that would be nice of you to set your brother up with somebody. i could care less who my brothers with
ReplyDeletehaha babies are great. i dont know who dave franco is though. and that would be nice of you to set your brother up with somebody. i could care less who my brothers with
ReplyDeleteOMG yes Dave Franco is pretty great looking. And yes there would be more babies being produced, but as well as more people dying so it pretty much evens it out!
ReplyDeleteDave Franco is so good looking! AGREED
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